Not your average mexican
sometimes i look at my blog and just
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Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
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omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
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I’m pretty sure Eric Foreman is my spirit animal
Look at him
He’s
So
Damn
Awkward
And sarcastic
And hot
He is just the perfect human being
i used to think Eric was so awkward and weird. and now i realize
i am eric.
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Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.
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ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
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