Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
I’m pretty sure Eric Foreman is my spirit animal
Look at him
He is just the perfect human being
i used to think Eric was so awkward and weird. and now i realize
i am eric.